“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemmingway.
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.”
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1975.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin.
It’s never quite the same when you’re sober, is it?~ Al Bundy
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer
Q. What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A. One less Drunk
“Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.” – Bumper sticker.
“Booze is the answer. I don’t remember the question.”
“I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.” – Oscar Levant.
“An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.” – Dylan Thomas.
“24 hours in a day… 24 beers in a case… coincidence ?” – Stephen Wright.
